Once upon a time, there was a peaceful land with rolling hills and stunning views. In this peaceful land lived to of the sweetest goats anyone has ever known. These two goats spent their days happily munching away on the lush green grass that abounded their land, and it was good, and they were happy.
Unfortunately this quie, peaceful, refined life was not to last for the goats. A stranger came to their lands. At first the goats welcomed the stranger, he looked like a fine, upstanding type of fellow, after all, he was wearing a kilt.
But, alas he was no such thing and with one devastating move he wiped out the land of peaceful goats forever.